Zombie Night In Canada_2nd Period by Jamie Friesen

Author:Jamie Friesen [Friesen, Jamie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Zombie Apocalypse
Published: 2018-08-30T04:00:00+00:00

Chapter 16

November 6th

Xander awoke to an air horn going off next to his head. When he opened his eyes, he realized the air horn was at the next bunk where Jack slept, whose eyes were wide open and filled with terror.

“Get outta bed, you lazy assholes!” Master Corporal Girardi screamed as he towered over the shaken recruit. “You have ten fucking minutes to get into your PT gear and get your lazy asses outside!”

Xander threw on his running shoes and olive drab exercise clothes and joined the stampede outside. Everyone from his section was outside in plenty of time and avoided punishment, but a couple others were not so lucky.

Once everyone was formed up in ranks, freezing their balls off due to a typical November morning in Edmonton, Master Corporal Girardi shouted, “All right, everybody drop and give me twenty push-ups!”

A collective groan rose from the recruits.

“Better yet, make it forty! Now quit moaning and get your fat asses on the ground!”

As they pounded off their push-ups, Master Corporal Girardi walked up and down the platoon, ranting, “In the civilian world, the squeaky wheel gets the grease, but in the Army, it’s the nail that sticks up that gets fucking hammered down!”

“Next up is fifty jumping jacks, let’s go!”

By the time they finished the jumping jacks, Xander was no longer shivering in the cold air. Fortunately, he wasn’t sweating either, which he knew would be even worse than shivering.

Guess they might know what they’re doing after all, he thought to himself.

“Okay, time for a quick run – follow me!” Master Corporal Girardi said as he turned and took off in a jog.

“When we jog, we use a cadence to help everyone keep time,” Master Corporal Girardi shouted. “If you’ve ever seen a war movie, you know how it goes. If not, just repeat what the instructor shouts out. Got it?”

“Yes Corporal!” the platoon yelled back.

“Alright, let’s go.”

The pace started out as a march, then changed to a fast walk and then a slow jog. The typical, ‘Left, Right, Left, Right’, soon morphed into a song led by Master Corporal Girardi.

“Up jumped a Ranger from a coconut grove,”

“He was a mean motherfucker you could tell by his clothes!”

“He wore a two button beanie with a three button stitch,”

“He was a cock-sucking, motherfucking, son-of-a-bitch!”

“He lined a hundred hookers up against a wall,”

“Made a $2 bet he could fuck them all!”

“He fucked 98 until his balls turned blue,”

“Then he wacked off, jacked off, fucked the other two!”

“And when he died he went to hell,”

“Where he fucked the Devil’s daughter and his wife as well!”

“And on his tombstone it did read,”

“Here lies the body of a fucking machine!”

After about thirty minutes of light running, they returned to the barracks.

“I want everybody out at the back of the drill hall in five minutes with your CADPAT, your weapon and your shield. Leave everything else here in your footlocker! Now double time it!” Master Corporal Girardi barked.

The recruits scrambled back into the barracks.

Xander fumbled with his gear and ran out of the barracks to the back of the hall.

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